HILLBILLY ONSTAR

My neighbor called me early this morning in a panic because she was lost on her way to accompany her daughter on a field trip to Upland Hills Farm (oh yeah, all moms love those trips). The school buses darted in and out ahead through traffic, most likely knowing there were moms in mini vans frantically trying to keep up, and what a fun game this was, all the while laughing an evil laugh to themselves. I jumped on my computer and guided her, with the help of Google Maps, straight to her destination. I am now calling myself, "Hillbilly Onstar" and another day was conquered with evil bus drivers.